
Daniel Bar-Nahum
How's Tootie Blaire Raij doing?
October 25 at 10:47pm · Delete

Tootie Blaire...pshaw! You mean Padme Leah Raij.
October 25 at 11:47pm · Delete

You mean Natalie-Jo Mrs. Garrett Raij? She's good, thanks. We're also considering Roseanne Darlene Raij.
October 25 at 11:49pm · Delete

Charlene Julia Mary-Jo Suzanne Raij
October 25 at 11:54pm · Delete

Samus Zelda Princess Peach Raij...I can't help myself with the nerd references.
October 26 at 12:42am · Delete

Our poor future daughter...between nerdy TV references and nerdy video game references, she hasn't got a chance.
October 26 at 12:46am · Delete

Malorie Jennifer Alex Raij (you can add andy later)
October 26 at 1:01am · Delete

Arnold Willis Raij (and add Sam later)
October 26 at 7:40pm · Delete

Marsha Jan Cindy Raij. (add oliver later)
October 26 at 9:01pm · Delete

Hilary Will Carlton Uncle-Phil Raij (and switch mothers after a few years)
October 26 at 9:20pm · Delete

Carla Sam Norm Cliff Frasier Diane Raij (Change Diane to Rebecca once the sexual tension wears off)
October 26 at 9:31pm · Delete

Blossom Six Joey Raij (whoa!)
October 26 at 10:04pm · Delete

Rose Sophia Blanche Dorothy Raij Zbornak
October 26 at 11:38pm · Delete

I'm so ashamed that we didn't come up with a "Golden Girls" name sooner...oh well, moving on: Harriet Carl Laura Erkel Raij. Also, Stephanie Michelle DJ Raij. And Larry Balki Raij.
October 27 at 10:15pm · Delete

Carol Mike Benjamin Raij
Elaine George Jerry Kramer Raij
Monica Rachel Phoebe Raij Bing
Karen Will Jack Grace Raij
Elaine George Jerry Kramer Raij
Monica Rachel Phoebe Raij Bing
Karen Will Jack Grace Raij
October 27 at 10:59pm · Delete

Oh, and Larry Darryl Darryl Raij
October 27 at 11:00pm · Delete

The Darryls! Okay, Larry Hank "Hey-Now" Artie Raij.
October 28 at 10:31am · Delete

Um, duh--your mom just informed me that we forgot about "The Cosby Show." So: Rudy Vanessa Denise Sandra Theo Raij (add Olivia later).
October 31 at 6:26pm · Delete

honorable mention:
Mona Angela Tony Samatha Jonathan Raij
Mona Angela Tony Samatha Jonathan Raij
October 31 at 10:30pm · Delete

And, if I don't do this now...
Gordon Shumway Raij. (only less hairy)
Gordon Shumway Raij. (only less hairy)
October 31 at 10:34pm · Delete

That's kind of you to say "less hairy," but I'm not sure that'll be true. Have there ever been any bearded babies born?
November 1 at 3:12pm · Delete

Mary Rhoda Phyllis Ted Lou Grant Raij
November 1 at 6:26pm · Delete
You guys are hilarious!! One thing I know for sure, Raijbaby will have a sense of humor- especially if her Uncle Dan has anything to say about it...
ReplyDeleteHaha--you're right, Pam. If the Raijbaby doesn't come out cracking jokes and full of trivia knowledge, Uncle Dan is going to intervene.
ReplyDeleteI will forego my discomfort around infants to babysit Mr. Belvadere Raij and introduce her to shows like Benson, Webster and if I can get a hold of it, My Two Dads. Ahh, Paul Reiser before Mad About You and that other guy. TV gold.
ReplyDeleteYou're a good uncle, Dan. But "My Two Dads" really won't be necessary. It never was.
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